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Harry Potter fanfiction written in 2022

And if after a few years the Dursleys had come to love Harry and treat him as their own son, while continuing to consider magic as a defect. How to reconcile his nature with the love of his adoptive parents? Very simple, just reject magic. But will the wizards let him do it?

Originally, I wanted it to be a succession of very short chapters based on the model of:Une adolescence à St Brutus

But quickly, I abandoned this idea and made a more classic fanfic. There are still a few very short chapters (especially in volume 1) thattestify tothis original ambition.

Off topic: Voldemort and Paris

As the epilogue is very short and because I'm a nice person, I'm offering you a bonus to thank you for enduring my ramblings for so long without ever complaining.No, it's not at all because I'm afraid ofPaper napkins (it's just a coincidence, that's all).

Initially, I had planned for the character ofTom Hunt (the police officer who discovers Harry in the cemetery at the end of volume 1) has a much more important role. I had planned for volume 1 to end with several chapters where we would see him escaping from the wizards pursuing him for 2 months and learning by trial and error how a Muggle can defend against a wizard.

And also, of course, chapters where I will develop the relationship between Tom Hunt and a Harry who would be a bundle of contradictory emotions (not thrilled about being taken by the policeman but also not eager to face his adoptive parents after Dudley died due to his presence at their home and the difficult mourning). Their relationship was supposed to go from conflictual to complicit by working and living together.

Then, he should haveReappearIn volume 4 where he would have used his skills and his connections with the Order of the Phoenix to become an important figure in the Muggle resistance. And I had also planned to write a few chapters on life under Voldemort's reign for Muggles and the relationships between Muggle and wizard resistance groups. But due to a lack of inspiration and motivation, I chose to abandon this aspect.

This is a humorous chapter excerpt happening just before the World Cup events that I wrote before deciding to remove Tom Hunt from the main story. After what happened with Theodore Nott, Voldemort wants to reduce the risk of having to face someone close to Harry. He therefore goes to Tom Hunt to warn him to leave the country before the war begins. Enjoy reading.

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Here is an international portkey to France. Say the name of the country's capital while holding the object and you will be transported there immediately. Declared Harry/Voldemort in front of Tom Hunt's family who watched, stunned, as this boy who had just broken down their door handed them a used soda can. Tom Hunt had never spoken to his wife about wizards. Anyway, she would never have believed him. Her husband said nothing and in shock, she exclaimed:

What Paris?

"Species of idiots" were the last words of the dark lord beforeto disappear with a pop and reappearAt the foot of the Eiffel Tower. In front of astonished tourists, like Neo in The Matrix, he took off, broke the sound barrier, and then headed towards England.

Above Bristol, a supersonic boom was heard and a few seconds later, an angry dark wizard burst into the family's living room, smashing through the wall.

You bunch of muggle idiots! You're lucky I can't skin you alive on the spot. Here, here's another portkey, you must not say the name of your destination before leaving or you'll be transported to Paris.

In front of the terrified family, the dark mage disappeared again and reappeared in front of the mass of tourists who had witnessed his flight. It turned out that these tourists were American evangelists attending a seminar in Paris. For them, it was clear that what had just happened was a divine miracle. The child was an angel descended to earth to bring the word of God. Perhaps even the reincarnation of Jesus! Upon his reappearance, they all prostrated themselves before him, shouting Hallelujah.

In all his fury, Voldemort initially paid no attention to the ordinary Muggles surrounding him and prepared to take off again. But one of the sect's followers, more enterprising than the others, clung to his ankle and began to address him with an incomprehensible prayer in Latin.

His first instinct was to kill the opportunist, but then he noticed the crowd of fanatics and revised his judgment. These lunatics could be very useful to him in the near future. He used his powers to rise in a bath of light and with a voice magically altered to sound divine, he improvised a sermon warning them that the end of the world was near and that the lord would soon mobilize them for the final battle. Then he disapparated, noting that he needed to send a Death Eater resembling Jesus to North America to prepare the next part of his plan. If he wanted to win despite the overwhelming numerical inferiority of his troops, he had to ensure he was always one step ahead of his opponents and that they remained divided.

A few hours later, in England, Voldemort landed again by smashing through the wooden boards that had been installed to cover the hole in the living room.

Take this fucking portkey and the first one who says the P word, I'll impale on the Eiffel Tower!

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A few weeks later in the throne room:

Monsignor, Umbridge survived our last assault and fled to France. She managed to gather what was left of the ministry around her and form a provisional government installed in Paris then she (...)

He was interrupted by his master yelling in his direction:

Endoloris!!!!

Master, what have I done? Pleaded the Death Eater pitifully, groaning in pain.

Nothing, I'm sorry. Continue your presentation.

The Death Eater was shocked by this response. Since his return, he had been more moody than ever and regularly subjected his servants to painful punishments for trivial reasons. But it was the first time he had apologized. Fearful, the Death Eater cut his presentation short and left the room as quickly as possible. Voldemort apologizing was the most frightening thing he had ever seen.e.