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Harry Potter fanfiction written in 2022

And if after a few years the Dursleys had come to love Harry and treat him as their own son, while continuing to consider magic as a defect. How to reconcile his nature with the love of his adoptive parents? Very simple, just reject magic. But will the wizards let him do it?

Originally, I wanted it to be a succession of very short chapters based on the model of:Une adolescence à St Brutus

But quickly, I abandoned this idea and made a more classic fanfic. There are still a few very short chapters (especially in volume 1) thattestify tothis original ambition.

Press Brief 3

Hello, you are on CNN, it is September 20, 1994, and we begin this news broadcast with an update on the global situation. Following the underground atomic explosions that contaminated the groundwater supplying them with drinking water, the cities of Paris and Tokyo are experiencing a massive exodus of their population and very violent urban fighting. Now, a report from our special correspondents on site.

As you can see, the fighting is raging in the capital between humans and the witch community discovered at the very heart of the Île de la Cité, despite calls for calm from President François Mitterrand…

Excuse me for interrupting, but we have just learned that the army sent by France to meet the wave of undead that escaped from the Channel Tunnel had to retreat in order to reestablish a line of defense, but extravagant rumors of a complete collapse of the army after the soldiers lost all motivation to live and the flight of the French head of state have caused panic throughout the country, threatening to spread to other states.

In response, the surrounding countries all declared martial law and a curfew starting at 8 PM. Additionally, an extraordinary NATO meeting was organized. Shortly after these decisions, documents revealing the links between Umbrage and European governments leaked to the press, causing violent urban riots in major European cities and what it takes.Well call it the beginning of a witch hunt. The U.S. Department of State advises American citizens to stay at home and, in case of trouble, to go immediately to their embassy.

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Hello, you are on CNN, it is September 25, 1994, and once again, we begin this broadcast with an update on the situation in Europe. Following the destruction of NATO headquarters in Haren, Belgium, and the death of all American soldiers sent there, protests have arisen even among Democratic senators. Despite President Bill Clinton's address to Congress, where he reaffirmed his commitment to protecting our European allies and justified hiding his ties with the wizarding world, an impeachment procedure has been initiated against him.

In order not to destabilize the country if the procedure were to succeed, Republican and Democratic dissenters agreed on a single candidacy of businessman Donald Trump and his isolationist line. Commentators hailed a responsible choice in these troubled times as well as the symbol of compromise represented by the choice of a person from civil society known for their support of both parties. Following these announcements, the S&P500 jumped 2 points, but remains at its lowest level in 36 years. Right away, our special correspondent in Washington DC. Mark, can you tell us what the chances are of the impeachment procedure succeeding?

To be honest here, we are in total uncertainty. One certainty, the ball seems to be in the president's court. Unless there is a surprising military victory, it seems that the presidency has two choices. The first would be to yield to the demands of the rebellious senators to repatriate what remains of our troops and let the European Republic restore order in Europe.

However, such a turnaround would be difficult to understand after claiming that young Potter was responsible for the destruction of the American fleet stationed in the North Sea. As a reminder, despite his young age, he is a powerful wizard who represents the European wizarding community within the European republic created by what remains of the English government, in order to restore order after the devastation caused by the passage of the army of the dead created by Umbridge and her supporters to avenge the death of wizarding citizens in the attacks of August 11. Potter and the republic have denounced a manipulation aimed at pressuring the young republic to align with American interests and reiterated his commitment to the Muggle world in which he was raised and that he will never let religious fanatics darken his heart.

And the second solution, Mark?

The second poses as much of a problem as the first. It would involve sending a second expeditionary force to Europe despite the Senate's unfavorable opinion by invoking the emergency vote of September 20, which authorized the engagement of troops already present in Europe and the respect of alliance treaties signed with the former European governments, which were duly ratified by the Senate. Heated debates are already taking place among specialists to determine the legality of such an action, but ultimately what would determine the acceptance of such an action would be the success or failure of military operations. However, since the destruction of the French army, the Pentagon believes in the necessity of integrating wizards. Let us recall that for the Pentagon, the explanation for the rapid fall of European nations is their inability to call upon theirWitch community, then victim of pogroms, to protect themselves from creatures called Dementors who would accompany the undead. He could only make this choice if negotiations to normalize relations between the American magical federation and our government succeeded. However, they have been extremely slowed down by the attack of the evangelical group "the army of god" against the Salem Institute of Wizards.

Moreover, the American magical federation continues to arouse deep mistrust among the American population, which has not been alleviated by the denialist statements of the president of the American witch federation who denies Umbridge's crimes.

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Hello, you are on CNN, it is September 28, 1994, and tensions have just escalated between the government of the young Russian Federation and the American administration after President Bill Clinton ordered the repatriation of his embassy from Moscow in protest against Russian atomic strikes on Polish territory in order to stop the army of darkness before it reached the Russian borders. President Boris Yeltsin tried to justify himself by claiming that the disbandment of NATO and the inaction of the American government left him no other choice if he wanted to protect his population.

Nevertheless, voices are rising from all sides to force President Bill Clinton to stop all military cooperation between the United States and the Russian Federation. To calm tensions, the president has ordered the repatriation of all American troops from the region until the radioactive cloud has dissipated, specifying that it was a precautionary measure. However, the chief general of the allied armies indicated that from now on, they would have to manage without American assistance. Following this announcement, the Moscow stock market plunged by 50%, the ruble's value by 80%, and despite martial law and the order to stay confined in homes until the radioactive cloud finishes crossing the country, major Russian cities are experiencing looting by residents fearing shortages.

Excuse me for interrupting, but I have just been informed that, after investigation, the Pentagon spokesperson confirmed that the atomic strikes had a limited impact on the advance of enemy troops. Indeed, after only one hour, an unidentified sorcerer arrived on the scene by air, and the army of darkness immediately reformed. Moreover, as expected, nuclear fire seems ineffective against the soul-stealing ghosts that wizards call Dementors. Despite everything, the American wizarding community persists in its denial and claims that it is impossible for them to provide us with a similar army of zombies. These denials have hardly convinced the general public, and evangelical movements continue to see in these capabilities proof that wizards are a spawn of the devil, and several massive demonstrations have taken place across the country to demand their eradication.

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Author's note: For those who don't know, Donald Trump was a Democrat for several years before becoming a Republican and being considered as George Bush's vice president. Then he became a Democrat again in the 2000s in opposition to the Iraq war.

In this fanfic, I say that he is moderate both as a joke and because at the time, it seems he was. But I do not deny that today, he is a far-right scumbag (yes, I know, that's a pleonasm).