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Summary:
Harry Potter fanfiction written in 2022
And if after a few years the Dursleys had come to love Harry and treat him as their own son, while continuing to consider magic as a defect. How to reconcile his nature with the love of his adoptive parents? Very simple, just reject magic. But will the wizards let him do it?
Originally, I wanted it to be a succession of very short chapters based on the model of:Une adolescence à St Brutus
But quickly, I abandoned this idea and made a more classic fanfic. There are still a few very short chapters (especially in volume 1) thattestify tothis original ambition.
Special bonus: Funeral
Author's note: This is a non-canon humorous bonus. Enjoy reading.
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My dearest friends, we are gathered here today to say goodbye one last time to a loved one. Most of us will remember his combat abilities. His fierce spirit that many times turned a poorly engaged fight. But he was much more than an excellent fighter. For me, he was above all a loyal companion.
What are the first-year students doing by the lake with that Viking longship?
Harry brought his Game Boy to Hogwarts without knowing that magical interference fried all electronic devices. As a result, he destroyed his Pokémon cartridge. To help him through his grief, his friends decided to hold a proper funeral for his level 100 Charizard. All the Muggle-borns of his year came to support him during this ordeal.
Huh? Replied the pureblood from Ravenclaw who hadn't understood a thing from this speech.
He was even more perplexed when they placed a red plastic rectangle in the longship and set it on fire.