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Summary:
Harry Potter fanfiction written in 2022
And if after a few years the Dursleys had come to love Harry and treat him as their own son, while continuing to consider magic as a defect. How to reconcile his nature with the love of his adoptive parents? Very simple, just reject magic. But will the wizards let him do it?
Originally, I wanted it to be a succession of very short chapters based on the model of:Une adolescence à St Brutus
But quickly, I abandoned this idea and made a more classic fanfic. There are still a few very short chapters (especially in volume 1) thattestify tothis original ambition.
Defense Against the Dark Arts course
So Mr. Lupin, where is he?
Calm down, Dudley.
I am sure he is in that cupboard.
Don't touch that.
Excuse me.
It's nothing, replied Lupin with a big smile in front of the child's impatience.
Next to him, Harry seemed very eager to leave. It always surprised him that of the two cousins, it was his student who was the least interested in magic. With these thoughts, he continued.
As I warned you during our last lesson, I think it's important for you to have at least some knowledge in defense against the dark arts. Indeed, even if you do not wish to integrate into our world, it is possible that during your life you may encounter a magical creature. And unfortunately, according to the director, it is highly likely that one day a new war will shake the wizarding world. It is therefore important that you acquire the right reflexes to have against the most common magical creatures. I therefore encourage you to be particularly attentive to these lessons. Not only could they save your life one day, but they could also allow you to save the lives of your loved ones.
Lupin paused to observe his students. He noted with satisfaction that the last sentence had finally allowed him to get the full attention of his most unruly student. Well, technically, he was his only student.
He resumed.
According to the official program, we should have started by learning the disarming spell and other basic self-defense spells, but I discovered a boggart in my house last weekend and thought it was an opportunity not to be missed for you to practice. This creature is normally addressed at the beginning of the third year at Hogwarts. But don't worry. The spell to repel it is extremely simple and completely within the reach of a first-year wizard, but first, could you briefly summarize the chapter on boggarts that I asked you to read for today?
For me, the boggart is a type of ghost that takes the appearance of our greatest fear.
That's very good Dudley, but I would have preferred it if Harry had answered.
The boggart is a type of ghost that takes the appearance of ourGreatest fear.
It lacks originality, but that's the idea. Nevertheless, I must point out to you that for a wizard, a boggart and a ghost are two completely different things.
Do ghosts really exist?
Yes Dudley, and in the wizarding world, it's even a relatively common phenomenon. But let's not get sidetracked.
A boggart is a magical creature whereas a ghost is the imprint of a deceased wizard. But a boggart does indeed correspond to certain representations that Muggles have of ghosts. Moreover, most Muggles who have encountered a boggart think they have come across a ghost, which greatly facilitates the work of the Obliviators.
What are ghosts really like? Have you ever encountered any? Do all wizards become ghosts? What does it feel like to pass through them?
Lupin was beginning to regret having exceptionally allowed Dudley to attend their class. On the other hand, it was nice to have a student eager to learn.
Mr. Dursley, I fear that if you really want to see a Boggart in person, you will need to curb your enthusiasm. But for your information, ghosts look like normal human beings except they are translucent and they fly. The Hogwarts castle is known for its large number of ghosts, and I have therefore encountered many. Even if they feel nothing, ghosts find it very impolite to be walked through, so I do not know what it feels like. However, one of my classmates who accidentally walked through Nearly Headless Nick told me that he felt an intense cold. However, I think it is an experience that cannot really be described. One must live it. And if we finish early enough, I will answer your other questions over a cup of tea.
Seeing that Dudley was about to speak again, he hastily added:
And yes, I would tell you why he is called Nearly Headless Nick, but for now, I have to stop your cousin from running away from my classroom.
Ah! Ah! I only did it once. It's okay, I understand, I won't do it again.
You did it 3 times!
The other two times don't count, you caught me before I managed to get out.
Mr. Potter, do you really want to extend the duration of this class?
My name is Dursley, not Potter. And it's you who keeps talking about something else. I'm absolutely fascinated by the test thing.
The boggart Harry. Dudley murmured.
Pity, but save me from these two obsessives? said Harry, miming a prayer. Lupin didn't even try to hide that his student's antics made him want to laugh. After the initial surprise, the two children wereultimately very endearing.
5 points for Ravenclaw and 5 points deducted from Slytherin. Declared Lupin with a smile.
You are aware that I still find this point system completely ridiculous and that we haven't even been divided.
Totally. That's even what is amusing, Mr. Dursley.
This time, it's Dudley who stifles a laugh.
Okay, let's get serious again. I will teach you the spell to face a boggart. Repeat after me: Riddikulus.
A few minutes later. They were all set to face the boggart. Harry, slightly anxious, stood in front of the wardrobe containing the boggart, gripping his wand with all his strength. Dudley pretended to be a cheerleader, which helped lighten the mood.
Mr. Dursley, are you ready? One!
No, I'm not ready, I need to go to the bathroom. Tried Harry
Unperturbed, the marauder who had seen others before continued.
Two!
But it's for the big job.
Three!
Lupin opened the wardrobe and stepped away. Immediately, a Petunia with an expression of pure hatred distorting her features came out of the closet. She turned to Harry and her hatred turned to disgust.
You monster, you ruined my life and my family's. You should have died with your alcoholic parents in that car accident.
The woman continued her insults, but Harry didn't even try to cast the spell. He was crying his eyes out, whispering "sorry Aunt Petunia, I'll try to be good, but don't send me back to the cupboard," and Lupin, dumbfounded, then noticed that the dresser had taken the shape of the cupboard under the stairs at the entrance of the Dursleys' house.
Having seen enough, Lupin stepped in front of the boggart, which took the form of a moon, and shouted, "Riddikulus."
The boggart vanished in a wave of smoke.
As soon as the effect of the boggart ceased, Harry seemed to reconnect with reality and fled to his room without saying a word to anyone. The other two made no attempt to stop him and wondered what had just happened. Just as Lupin was about to break the silence to ask Dudley for an explanation, Petunia Dursley entered their classroom and angrily asked:
What did you do to Harry?
That's exactly what I wanted to ask you. Retorted Lupin angrily.