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Summary:
Harry Potter fanfiction written in 2022
And if after a few years the Dursleys had come to love Harry and treat him as their own son, while continuing to consider magic as a defect. How to reconcile his nature with the love of his adoptive parents? Very simple, just reject magic. But will the wizards let him do it?
Originally, I wanted it to be a succession of very short chapters based on the model of:Une adolescence à St Brutus
But quickly, I abandoned this idea and made a more classic fanfic. There are still a few very short chapters (especially in volume 1) thattestify tothis original ambition.
First Day
The next morning, a tired Cedric Diggory climbed the stairs connecting the Hufflepuff common room to the Great Hall. After guiding the first years to their dormitory, he had spent a good part of his first night as a prefect enjoying time with his girlfriend of the moment in the prefects' bathroom (they are 15 years old and only kissed, so stop fantasizing, you bunch of perverts).
Or rather the jacuzzi the size of an Olympic pool for the prefects. Even now, he couldn't believe that this room existed and that it was reserved only for the 36 prefects and the 4 captains of the Quidditch teams. He had a fond thought for his dorm mates who would have to make do for another 3 years with the communal showers of the Hufflepuff common room and the lack of hot water for the last ones to wash in the morning.
In short, Cédric was tired and hoped that this first day would be quiet. But when he came across a group of first years who were attracting all the attention, he realized that would not be the case. A group of Hufflepuffs stood red with embarrassment at a good distance from a Harry Potter who was proudly walking towards the great hall, sporting a sign that read:
Yes, I have a scar.
No, you cannot see her.
"On the other hand, if you want, I can show you my big d***"
He suppressed a smile, put on his most authoritative look, and headed towards the kid to tell him to stop his nonsense, but he was preempted by the Weasley twins who loudly asked him to take action. In front of Cedric's horrified gaze, he lowered his hand towards his belt before abruptly veering towards his pocket and pulling out his wand, declaring:
27 centimeters guys, I bet you've never seen one this big (I know since the release of Hogwarts Legacy all the streamers in the world have made this joke at least once, but there's no reason I should be the only one who can't make it. And besides, I had the idea first)
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It was a sullen Harry Potter who finally entered the Great Hall. After a prefect from his house forcibly confiscated his sign, he had to faceLike the day before, to multiple requests. And even those who were more reserved couldn't help but point at his scar while whispering. He liked being popular, but this was way too much. He sincerely hoped that things would calm down over time. As soon as he sat at the Hufflepuff table, his friend Lucas left the Gryffindor table and jumped on him to say excitedly:
So, did you get your schedule? We start with a botany class together. I can't wait to be there. Our first magic class.
Not me. Botany is just gardening with plants that want to kill you. And I hate gardening.
You are even less pleasant than Jenny in the morning. By the way, where is she? Maybe I should go see what she's doing. She always has trouble waking up in the morning.
An older Hufflepuff warned them:
If I were you, I would quickly forget that idea. Gryffindors are not really welcome in the Slytherin common room. Besides, you should go back to the Gryffindor table.
Oh, it's okay, just because we're not in the same house doesn't mean we can't eat together. Harry replied.
It's tradition. And besides, you're not even from the same year.
Well, yes, we are from the same year. Against Harry
Well, no, he's a first-year. I saw him during his sorting ceremony. Explained the Hufflepuff.
Me too, I'm in first year. Harry replied.
Wait, but how old are you, actually? Hold on, if you weren't there last year, is it just because the journalists got your age wrong by a year?
Everyone started listening to them, hoping to finally find out where the survivor had disappeared for a year.
No. In fact, this summer McGonagall had me take some tests and I don't have the level to move on to the second year, so I'm repeating the year.
A second-year student exclaimed:
Seriously?! But you are Harry Potter! Even Crabbe and Goyle didn't repeat the year last year. You can't be that bad?
Before Harry could respond, Jenny Nott sat down next to Lucas, greeting him warmly.
Oh no, Gryffindors are still okay, but not Slytherins. The Hufflepuff exclaimed immediately.
Nice to meet you. I'm Jenny, I'm delighted to meet you too. She said ironically, extending her hand.
Cédric! Tell him to get lost. Shouted the Hufflepuff in return.
What's going on again, baby badgers? You know there are other prefects in Hufflepuff?
Tell him to go back to his table! Replied a young Hufflepuff, ignoring his complaints.
Why?
Well, she is in Slytherin. She must eat with the Slytherins.
This is my friend and she eats with me if I want. Said Harry
Whoa, calm down, badgers. Apart from special events like the start-of-year banquet, I don't think we're required to eat at our house table. Unless she's bothering you, I can't force her to leave.
Cheh! I can stay. Na-na-na-nére! Said Jenny as she started a little dance.I am a professional translator.and to taunt him
I specified 'Unless she bothers you,' so calm down with the venom, viper. However, you should follow her advice and eat at your table. It's important to bond with the members of your house. Especially in the first days. And Snape will soon be handing out your schedules, and I doubt he will appreciate having to look for you all over the hall.
I don't feel like it. She replied with a slight pout.
As you wish. He declared with indifference before going to join his friends.
Is it going well in Slytherin? Lucas asked once he had left.
Yes, very well, and you, how are things going in Gryffindor?
In that case, why don't you want to eat with them? Lucas asked, ignoring his friend's question.
Are you going to start too? And you're not with the Gryffindors either?
Seriously Jenny, do you not have a problem with your cousin?
No, he ignores me. In fact, he ignores everyone. He's a kind of solitary zombie. Besides, he's not in the same year as me.
What is the problem with your cousin? Asked Harry.
He is the son of my mother's brother.
Oh, you mean the Death Eater. The one who…? Well, you know what?
Yes, that one. And there's a good chance that he will follow in his father's footsteps.
You should maybe give him a chance. Replied Harry, for whom family ties were very important.
My mother told me to avoid him at all costs. Even if by some miracle his father hasn't made him a perfect apprentice sadist, she doesn't want to risk the father finding out our new address and trying to finish what he started. In fact, she didn't even want me to go to Hogwarts at first. She wanted us to stay hidden in the Muggle world and let them forget us.
Lucas continued:
You are not the only one in this case. When I said I was friends with you, a quarter of the Gryffindor students told me awful stories. It seems like half of the Slytherin parents killed or tortured half of the Gryffindor parents. Do you see the slicked-haired one over there?
Yes, his name is Draco Malfoy and he's a dirty jerk. Jenny replied angrily.
His father killed the mother of a member of my dormitory, while his aunt tortured his father. As a result, he hates the Slytherins and for him, it's almost a crime to speak to them. It's not just a matter of house, actually.
After this gloomy statement, the conversation shifted to more cheerful topics. As they were about to part from Jenny to go to their first joint Gryffindor-Hufflepuff botany class, Ginny called out to them.
Harry, can I talk to you?
It's true, I forgot. You owe me a kiss. The kiss! The kiss! The kiss!
He began to hum
Harry, I'm sorry for not believing you. I was really foolish. Declared Ginny seriously.
The kiss! The kiss! The kiss!
I will not give you a kiss, so stop it. Said Ginny with annoyance.
Oh why so much hate. Said Harry pretending to cry. Jenny, my Jenny reassure me, am I still the most handsome?
But yes my toad. She's the one who has no taste.
You the future Death Eater, I am not talking to you.
Under this blow she did not expect, Jenny was stunned.
She is not a future Death Eater! Harry snapped.
Yeah! Take that off right away! Lucas urged.
I will not apologize. What I say is true.
But go fry an egg, you hag. Jenny replied, moving towards Ginny ready to slap her, but she was stopped by Cedric who was heading to class with his friends.
You again! Go to class right away, and the next time I catch you causing trouble, I'll give all three of you detention.
It's not us, it's her who has(...)
But Cédric interrupted them abruptly:
I don't want to know. Next time, make sure I'm not around before making a mess. Understood? Now, get out.
Once the prefect and Ginny had left, Jenny turned to her two friends and said:
And you boys, that's nice, but I can defend myself. Then she went to her first class.
Once alone, Harry said to Lucas
She is a tiger when she is angry.
You have no idea. I think this Ginny just made a lifelong enemy.
Once he arrived at the entrance of the greenhouses, a flash blinded Harry then a ball of energy said to him:
Hi Harry, I'm Colin Creevey, it's great here. Would you sign my photo for me?
Harry liked Lucas, but he was starting to get fed up with the Gryffindors.